We are told the reason for the public’s apparently insatiable appetite for Titanic movies is that they are perfect doom stories, usually containing tragic lovers – doom and doomed love for others, not for those of us who are watching.
We leave it to scholars to explain this strange – and decidedly unhealthy – phenomenon. But who are we to take exception to it? Homo sapiens is not perfect. The success of these movies speaks for itself.
(By the way, the figure “108” is not made up. The Internet Movie Data Base lists 107 versions, in various languages.)
So let us capitalize on this success. What about doing a new version – a Titanic film with a happy ending? Wouldn’t we do even better?
The Titanic runs into an iceberg. The icebergs splits in half, but not the ship. There is a muffled noise, and a slight shuffle – that’s all. People think there’s a little engine trouble, that’s all. The band does not stop playing. Diners continue dining and lovers continue making love.
The film will make a killing.
Investors are invited to respond.
Eric Koch’s new book, The Golden Years: Five Stories, was launched on Saturday, March 16. The book is available from the 