Source: BBC, May 30
A Ukrainian TV prankster who allegedly hit Brad Pitt at a red carpet film premiere has been handed a restraining order to keep him away from the star.
Vitalii Sediuk was arrested and held on $20,000 (£12,000) bail after Pitt was struck at the premiere of Angelina Jolie’s film Maleficent on Wednesday.
Pitt’s legal team requested the emergency five-day restraining order, Los Angeles Police told Reuters.
Mr Sediuk is known for pranking stars like America Ferrera and Will Smith.
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Eric, thanks for tasking us with this challenge.
I find myself schadenfreuding regarding Mayor Rob Ford.
At roughly 1:00 P.M., in response to a blog, I often koch my views for public consumption.
You may marx me but you may not freud me.
Eric, did this happen when you were Jung and Freuden.
Thank you for making me laugh.