I like money, money, money
It’s your pal when things are rough
Can’t get enough of that crinkly stuff.
I like money
Happiness here’s the key,
I’ll take the wages and you take the sin
In L S D
I like money, money, money,
Lots and lots of lovely mun,
Raking it in is such innocent fun.
And we all like money,
Everyone must agree,
if you’re wealthy, you can’t go wrong
Give me a wallet as broad as it’s long
Why do you think I am singing this song?
It’s for L S D
Cash in the bank for me!
Source: Flanders and Swann
I suppose someone has updated Flanders and Swann’s version post-decimalization. Meanwhile there’s ABBA from the 70s:
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man’s world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man’s world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It’s a rich man’s world
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.”